This is the funniest and most expensive episode I’ve ever made and it was 100% worth it because I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
If there's one thing I know, it's pranks. And this time, I took it to a whole new level with a month-long prank on my sister using her Cameo account. You’re not going to believe the ridiculous videos I got Allisyn to record on Cameo. This is truly a can’t miss episode. Get ready to laugh until you pee because you’re in for a wild ride this week on The Kim Gravel Show.
Allisyn is still on Cameo and she would love to make a real video for you. You can get your own cameo from Allisyn and watch all the cameos we made her do here.
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Kim Gravel: Oh, welcome to the Kim Gravel Show. And can I just tell you, this is probably one of my most favorite episodes we have ever done. Zac.
Zac Miller: I'm already laughing, Kim, I can't even hold it together.
Kim Gravel: You're already laughing. Bless your heart. This is the thing. Y'all, I, people don't know this about me, but I am a big, huge fan.
Prankster, meaning, and I'm really, really good at it too. Like, I mean, I hate to toot my own horn, but toot toot, it's like one of those things where people know that I'm an epic prankster, people have known me for decades, years, generational. I mean, just have known me forever, but they still. Don't know they've been pranked until after it's over, right?
You know, I can't tell you how many times I've, I've done this to Amy. I've pranked my mother. I have pranked my father. I, my children, everybody.
Zac Miller: I can't believe that still works on them. Like that's for me.
Kim Gravel: That is the gift that I have with rhymes. And listen, so this is what we've done.
Everybody's listening to this. Just hang on, gird your loins, put on your seatbelt and get ready for the ride. Because I have been for a solid month. One month doing a prank on my sister, Allisyn. Okay. And when I tell you, it's the most epic thing. So Zac, what we have been doing, everybody is there is this thing called cCmeo.
Okay. We're like pseudo celebs, you know, or real celebs, almost famous people, whatever, get on there and buy these messages. to people. So like I could go Zac and I could buy like, let's say if Brad Pitt was on there, right. If Brad Pitt was on there.
Zac Miller: Or your favorite real housewife.
Kim Gravel: Real housewife, like Teresa Giudice on Hero Housewife.
I could go and get, buy a message from her. So she would just say to my husband, happy birthday, Travis. So you pay and they do a little video and send it to you. to, you know, send to somebody or whatever. Okay. So Zac and I have been doing this and buying my sister's cameos for a solid month. Zac, do you want to tell everybody like the details of all this?
Zac Miller: It's okay. Yeah.
Cause this is next.
Kim Gravel: Can I just say this? It's the most expensive episode of the Kim Gravel show we've ever made.
Zac Miller: Yeah. And it turns out it's most expensive because Allisyn's the one making all the money. So I created many fake email addresses. We crafted these storylines. We'll get into it, but let me
Kim Gravel: Just roll a teaser of it and then we'll talk about it.
Zac Miller: This is just a teaser to give you a taste of, like, all these different ones that we had her do.
Allisyn Lambes: Allisyn here from Kim of Queens. Happy birthday, Martha. From Tim. Hey, Laura. This is from your mom, Stacy. This is for the marketing team. It's your flooring company. Hey, Amy, it's Allisyn from chemical queens. I got your request.
This is for Samantha From your beautiful owner shane
Kim Gravel: y'all and when I tell you so the whole time this has been going on Zac she has been texting me going girl. You're not gonna believe this. You're not gonna believe this because Cause you kept getting progressively wilder. Tell us some of the ones that you did before we bring her in.
Zac Miller: February. So the end of February, February 23rd, we started with just like a normal one. Right? Right. I wrote that I had my daughter and I love Kim of Queens and you were our favorite, but Kim never let you do anything on the show. Can you show us your pageant talent? We would just love to see it because Laura is 11 and does pageants.
Why don't you have your own show? So you threw me under the bus, Zac. You threw me under. Yeah, no, I was just trying to like stir the pot and I was also just trying to like make it so she didn't think it was you.
Kim Gravel: She never knew it was me. Oh my gosh, it's so funny. Because she's that into it.
Zac Miller: The text message chain between me and Kim now is just like us laughing and being like, this is insane.
This is so like, we have, we have enjoyed this. So much. Right. And so you, you progressively got. So then we progressively got, we progressively got crazier. Three days later. So this is a birthday. This was a birthday message. I have a silly kind of embarrassing nickname for my wife and it would mean the world to me if you sing happy birthday, uh, to her with our nickname.
Kim Gravel: Okay. Roll it. Roll it. Okay,
Allisyn Lambes: Happy birthday Martha from Tim. This is Allisyn from Kim of Queens. Yeah, do you see that? My hat. This is the hat my sister got me for Christmas and girl, really? That's all I'm saying. I have a little message from Tim to you. Happy birthday to you, Martha. Happy birthday to you. To you.
Happy birthday, Boo boo butt honey butter biscuit.
Happy birthday.
Kim Gravel: I can't. I can't. God, I can't, Zac. Honey butter baby.
Zac Miller: We did a bunch of these. So now, you know, the fifth cameo we did with her. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's doing a pep talk that's motivating the marketing team with her Southern wisdom. All right.
Kim, do you think Allisyn knows a lot about marketing before we watch this?
Kim Gravel: So Allisyn is giving marketing advice to a company.
Zac Miller: Yes. A flooring company in Alabama.
Kim Gravel: This is going to be good.
Roll it.
Zac Miller: Okay. So this clip is over seven minutes long. So we're just going to hear the highlights.
Allisyn Lambes: Well, Hey everybody.
It's your fav, or one of the, I hope I'm your favorite. It's Allisyn from Kim of Queens. Don't mind me. I'm actually momming, sitting in the car pool right now, momming. The story of my life when I'm not on QVC or working for Kim like a dog. No, I'm teasing. Listen, this is for the marketing team. It's your flooring company from Tanya.
I'm just reading. The reason is you want to motivate your marketing team with some Southern wisdom. I don't know if that's great, but okay. They are always quoting Kim McQueen's around the office. I love that y'all love us. That means so much to us. You don't know that. And you're a flooring company in Alabama.
Okay, we might have to talk about that. I'm not even a Georgia fan. I'm like an Ohio State fan. So there's that. So here's what I want to say, because I've been in sales literally since I was 16 years old. So that would be 36 years. No, no, I'm 46. That would be 30 years. Oh my god, y'all. I don't know how old I am and how to count anymore.
That would be about 30 years that I've been, but the way that you get people's attention Or the way that you sell them a good product that you stand behind. Is showing them yourself So here's the thing food is always the number one and y'all should already know y'all probably already know that Well, I do that by using my personal life to oh god, no to connect so Get a little relationship going With these people, anybody to ask for a cameo is a good team leader.
So Tanya, good job, girl. And you'll lead in your team. You did a good job. I love you all. Have a blessed day.
Kim Gravel: My God, she's made for the scrap. She's on her way. I'm wondering,
Zac Miller: you were checking during is she,
Kim Gravel: it's five 16. She's supposed to be at five 30. She ain't even left. Okay. She's going to think she's coming in just taking a podcast shoot in the breeze.
Zac Miller: Oh, no. I told her. Yeah. I told her like, we're going to talk to her about, you know, your new brand and how she
Kim Gravel: Yeah. Because I just said somebody canceled. We had, we have to have a fill in. Can you just run over and do it? We have to have one this week because we're behind schedule.
Zac Miller: So everybody in the audience, we're starting the show over.
Okay. We're starting the show over, we're going to start the show over.
Kim Gravel: Play it cool. All right. We're starting the show over. So when we come back, we're going to, have the best prank reveal ever. You don't want to miss it. Come back.
She's pulling in. Okay, great. She's here. She's like, Oh, here she is. Okay. Get in close. If you're going to look there, there's your camera. All right, everybody, here it is, the Kim Gravel Show, and I brought the one and only Allisyn Lambes, my sister. I'm so glad you're coming in to do this. Me too, girl. I was excited about this.
I got something for you. Hit it.
Allisyn Lambes: I've got my own little oh, I got a little ring a ding.
Kim Gravel: You got a ring a ding. I got a ring a ding! That's what we're calling them from now on. They're ring a dings. From now on, they're ring a dings. I've arrived. I've arrived. Well, you've been arrived. I'm getting there, girl.
Allisyn Lambes: After next Tuesday, I'll be fully arrived.
Kim Gravel: Well, look, like, you know, somebody, somebody dipped out of the podcast this week, and I said, Zac goes, we have to have this. I said, well, call Allisyn.
Allisyn Lambes: Seriously? What? That's what y'all think of me?
Kim Gravel: No. You're not after me.
Zac Miller: Allisyn, you're the backup. We're sorry.
Allisyn Lambes: Yeah, we had this really great celebrity and then we were like, just call Al because we don't have anybody else.
Kim Gravel: Oh. Oh. There is, uh, there is nobody. Uh, you are a almost famous celebrity. I'm getting there. I really, not A at all, but I think I'm pushing C to B. I'm going to tell you. C to B? I don't know if I'm B. Maybe I'm pushing D to C. You're C plus. See, so it goes, if you're an A celebrity, you have to do more than TikTok and QVC to be a little bit more than B minus.
Allisyn Lambes: I'm doing Cameo! I've arrived!
Kim Gravel: That's right! That's right! Can we talk about that a little bit before we dive into LWYA? Like, tell us about the Cameos, girl. You gotta tell us. Because Zac knows nothing about all this.
You don't?
Allisyn Lambes: Do you know about Cameo? Do you know what that is?
Zac Miller: I know what cameo is. But that's all I know.
Kim Gravel: But everybody watching might not know what Cameo is. Explain what Cameo is.
Zac Miller: Like, let us know, Allisyn. Tell us.
Allisyn Lambes: So Cameo is an app, okay? That if you want to reach out to a celebrity, you can find that celebrity if they are enrolled on Cameo. Is there a lot of celebrities enrolled in there? Have you looked?
Oh, all the Real Housewives. And you know how I feel about them. Okay. Anyway, so. I mean, that's just putting it legit. It's legit. Okay. So anyway,
Kim Gravel: so can't you mean like cameos legit because it has the real housewives on there?
Got it.
Allisyn Lambes: Honey, they, their cameos, they're making some coin on them payments.
Okay. So listen.
Zac Miller: Wait, how much have you made on cameo?
Allisyn Lambes: None of my business. Okay? Cause that's just a girl out there just trying to make a living. All right? Working nights, what a way to make a living. Okay, so, I thought this was going to be really like an inspirational experience. That I was going to have these little girls from pageants.
Kim Gravel: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Allisyn Lambes: Want to reach out and say to me, Allisyn, I need a good luck, send me a little video, a good luck video for your next national pageant. And I've been doing some of those, and they've been, So great. Until they just started getting weird, man. They started getting weird. And I don't know, I don't know if that's normal.
First couple were great, and then I got one that said, Hey, Allisyn, my dog Samantha sits in front of the TV every day while I'm at work. And I'm not giving anybody else's names. Samantha is the dog. And she watches you. She's in love with you. She's your biggest fan.
Kim Gravel: The dog?
Allisyn Lambes: The dog. Could you please sing her happy birthday, but bark like a dog?
Kim Gravel: Okay, Zac. You have to Can you find it? Can you go real quick? Just put in Can we see this? Can we get in
Allisyn Lambes: Oh, y'all can see him. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zac Miller: Uh, hold on. Okay, yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Yeah, let me find it.
Kim Gravel: Let's see if he can pull it up.
Zac Miller: Give me a second. Just give me a minute.
Kim Gravel: Can he Can you find it?
Keep talking while he's doing it.
Allisyn Lambes: I'm gonna keep talking because there's a lot to this. So, you know, listen y'all, I was only charging like $15 that minute. And I'm gonna be honest with you. I had to up my rate in two days.
I had to up my rate because I was getting a lot and,
Kim Gravel: oh my god.
Allisyn Lambes: Yeah, I upped my rate and it didn't matter. People kept paying. They kept paying.
Kim Gravel: Sometimes when you up your rate though, Allisyn. Just a little bit. It really, it shows people, okay.
Allisyn Lambes: I made $25. So cameo does get a portion of that yeah I was at 15 and then cameo took their portion and you know i'm saying so anyways There's a lot because i'm i've got i've got a streak of 12 right now.
Kim Gravel: Can you see her cameos?
Zac Miller: I could see some of them. Um There's some on your I just went to cameo. I went I found you. I found you on cameo
Allisyn Lambes: Okay, see it's so there's a bunch on here.
Zac Miller: Let me see if I can Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. I can get it. I can get it. I think I can share it. Just give me one second.
Kim Gravel: So people can go on to see your cameos.
So people, if they want to buy cameos
Allisyn Lambes: Sure, why not? You are so crazy. Nobody's asked for a feet pic yet, so we good.
Kim Gravel: Well, we got to get to LWYA, cause that, a feet pic? What?
Allisyn Lambes: It's weird, I know, don't.
Zac Miller: Okay, here we go. I'm not getting there. I can share it, I can share it, I can share it. Here it is, here it is, here it is.
Allisyn Lambes: Well, this is for Samantha, from your beautiful owner, Jane.
Okay, I don't think you can see me really good, so I'm going to turn on some light for you. I just want to say. Happy birthday to you. Samantha, happy birthday to you. Samantha, happy birthday to Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
That's the best birthday I've ever had.
I hope you enjoy it. Love you all. Have a wonderful birthday and kiss that little pooch for me.
Thanks, bye.
Kim Gravel: Mean I just peed a little bit on myself.
Allisyn Lambes: Was it good? Oh my god, was it good? I thought it was good.
Zac Miller: If I'm that dog, if I'm that dog, Allisyn, I would love that.
I would watch that every day.
Allisyn Lambes: She said she loves me, so I, so Okay. So that was the first kind of like, hmm. Things that make you go hmm. You know,
Kim Gravel: you know what makes me go hmm? The fact that you are doing, you actually did the thing. Like you actually did it.
Allisyn Lambes: Cause like, if you want me to bark like a dog, even for a little portion of happy birthday, you're going to have to pay next time because that's a lot to ask people.
Zac Miller: Wait, can you say no? If someone sends you a cameo and someone says like, I want a feet pic.
Yes.
Allisyn Lambes: I can decline.
Zac Miller: Have you declined any?
Allisyn Lambes: No. I'm going to tell you why. Don't talk about it. Hold on.
Kim Gravel: I have no words. Okay.
Allisyn Lambes: That got me laughing and we just hide up in here. Okay. My asthma sets in. My childhood asthma comes back.
Okay, so second request. I wake up one morning and we'll call them tom and Tammy. Okay?
Zac Miller: Okay. Okay.
Allisyn Lambes: I had one from Tom, to, from Tom to Tammy. Okay. And Tom says, I need you to do me a huge favor. This sounds awkward. So when I got to this sounds awkward, I started thinking, what am I about to read?
Kim Gravel: Okay.
Allisyn Lambes: But it was just Tom saying that he wanted me to break up with Tammy via cameo. Dang! That's cold blooded. Oh, you told me about this before. I'm her favorite person. That she loves Kim of Queens and I was her favorite.
Kim Gravel: Does anybody ever mention me?
Allisyn Lambes: Not much.
Kim Gravel: Okay.
Allisyn Lambes: No, I'm just kidding. Yes, I do. They all, everybody's like, where's Kim?
I'm like, no, she's at home. Sitting with her raggedy self behind the office chair, doing the same old thing she does every day. Gosh. This is true.
Kim Gravel: Ain't nobody payin me nothin.
Allisyn Lambes: Listen.
So anyways, he wants me to break up with her because I'm her favorite person. He thinks that it coming from me would be a lot better than it coming from him because they fight all the time. Okay. I sent it. I said, you've got it.
Kim Gravel: You have it?
Zac Miller: Okay, yeah, hold on, let me, okay, yeah, I think, I think I see it.
Allisyn Lambes: Because Cameo, I had to send these through Cameo.
Kim Gravel: Okay, so is Cameo like, does like, like you can see everything?
Zac Miller: You can see, they're all public, they're all in her profile.
Kim Gravel: Oh my gosh, people are airing out their business on public like that?
Allisyn Lambes: Yeah. Okay.
Kim Gravel: Okay,
Zac Miller: so. Hold on, okay,
yeah, let me, let me find that one, give me a second.
Allisyn Lambes: Okay, sure, sure.
Kim Gravel: You can keep talking, he's just gonna find it.
Allisyn Lambes: Okay, so then the, the next day I'll wake up. And I got one from Tammy to Tom. And
the first, the first word was, Nope. Period. I'm sure Tammy wanted to use other words, but all she could, all Cameo would allow her to
Kim Gravel: Do you know where all these people, I'm like, did they give their personal information?
Allisyn Lambes: No. I only am getting a snapshot.
So it says, Nope. She goes, Nope. Girl, these men are stupid. Agreed. She said that.
Kim Gravel: If you're breaking up with somebody on Cameo.
Allisyn Lambes: I told her that on Cameo back. You'll see. I said, girl, and if he's got the
Kim Gravel: Okay, let's I have it.
Zac Miller: I have it. I think I found it. Okay, I think People are gonna love this.
If this isn't the right one, I'll find it.
Kim Gravel: Your Cameo getting ready to skyrocket. Iit will. Yeah, now we're promoting on this. So here we go. Yes,
now we're promoting you on Cameo here. Which we're coming to talk about LWYA, but okay. It's me, Heather.
Allisyn Lambes: It's Allisyn from Kim of Queens. Don't mind me, I'm actually sitting in the carpool, just doing my momming today.
And I hope this message finds you well. Now listen, I'm sending you this message, and it's from Jackson, okay? I've never quite done a Cameo like this. But I have some advice for you after I tell you what he sent me a cameo to relay to you. He said that you guys fight all the time. He said it's just not working out and he wants to break up.
He said he just doesn't know what to say. So I'm, I'm here to deliver that message for him, but I've got a piece of advice for you, girl. Okay, listen close. I don't know how old you are, but I want to tell you this. You're a guy. Ever. Cannot see your worth. Do not hang out with him. Don't hang around, sis.
It's not worth it. You know how our mamas always say there's plenty of fish in the sea? Well, I don't know how old you are, but girl, there are plenty of fish in the sea. True story. Okay? So, also, if he's got to send you a cameo to break up with you, Because he can't do it face to face because he just doesn't know the words or sounds awkward, then he's probably not your man.
Okay? So Heather, it is time to move it on up to the sky and find you a new man, girl. If you need any help or anything, if you need any relationship advice, anything, hit me back up on here. Ask for a cameo, and I'll send you everything I know. All I do know is if he got a cameo to tell you that he's breaking up, he ain't the one.
Bye, girl. Let's go, let's go get out there and get you someone newer. Heck, don't get anybody. Love you, sis.
Zac Miller: You did a great job with that.
Kim Gravel: I would pay, I would pay 15 for that.
Allisyn Lambes: I had to send one back. What do you mean you had to send one back? Because she said, heck no, I'm not accepting it. You tell him until he can do it.
Kim Gravel: Oh, I gotta see the rebuttal.
Zac Miller: While we were watching that, I think I found it. I think I found it.
Kim Gravel: This is the best podcast ever.
Zac Miller: Okay, okay, I think I found it. Hold on, here we go.
Kim Gravel: Allisyn, you're getting ready to blow up.
Allisyn Lambes: No. Yeah. Okay.
Hey Jackson, so Heather reached back out and wanted me to send you this cameo. She said, no, sir. You're not going to break up with her on cameo. She has the password, I think, to this account, and she said you're paying for this cameo.
If you want to break up with her, she said you're going to have to do it yourself. Period. So, I'm sending you that message because she's not accepting it until you tell her yourself. Sorry, man, I tried. Have a great day, Jackson.
Kim Gravel: I peed on myself!
Okay, people, this show has gone off the rails. I'm sorry, but I got one more that you're not gonna believe. What? My God, how many do you have?
Allisyn Lambes: We've gotta do it. It's the final one, this final weird one that I've got. Okay. Saturday, I'm sitting at the basement. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you text me about this Okay, so I'm sitting in the baseball field and I open up my Cameo and there's a request for 50.
So this must be something. That people, like, 50? Yeah, so that must be very important. Whatever they paid, it must be, like, an important something, I'm thinking. Cause, when I opened it, the, the thing was, like, this long. Right? To read it. And I'm thinking to myself, good lord.
Well, it says, Hey, Allisyn, we are the Wills family.
Cause it's gonna tell it, obviously. We're the Wills family. We are having a baby, and we're naming her Allisyn. And we've decided to spell it, The Wills. Just like you do. And I do have a very original name. A L L I S Y N.
Kim Gravel: Yeah, Mom, she, she screwed me. She did.
Allisyn Lambes: She did. You're never, you're never gonna find that spelling.
It's tough to find. If you ever wanted anything pre printed, good luck.
Kim Gravel: Good luck. Yeah.
Allisyn Lambes: Okay, so, I thought that was cool. I'm reading this message and I'm like, that is so sweet. Like people are naming their babies after me. That's that. I Okay. . That's pretty cool.
But the next part they said we would like for you to send Allisyn who's still in the womb a a message.
Kim Gravel: Oh, that's sweet.
Allisyn Lambes: You know, to the future Allisyn. Right. Giving her a pep talk. The only thing is, we are a part of a nudist colony.
Kim Gravel: Oh god. What?
Allisyn Lambes: And we want you to do this in the nude.
Kim Gravel: That ain't real. No, yeah.
Allisyn Lambes: Look, look, we don't want to see anything. We want you to be nude because we believe being nude is free.
Kim Gravel: Did you do this? You'll see.
Zac Miller: I don't see any of you being nude. I see this. Okay.
Allisyn Lambes: You will not see me being nude. I think I found it. You can see me in my whole baseball mom get up.
That's my baseball mom get up. But you'll see how I handled it because they did pay a pretty penny.
Kim Gravel: How have we gotten off on this, Zac? Go ahead and show the spot I
Zac Miller: Can I just say this is good television, Kim? As a producer, I approve of this. Yeah.
Kim Gravel: Okay.
Zac Miller: Okay. All right. Here we go. Here we go.
Allisyn Lambes: Hey, Willison family.
It's Allisyn from Kim of Queens. And I love that y'all are going to name your daughter. Allisyn with a Y. I don't know if y'all know, but that means noble and light. So our name, Allisyn, means noble and light. And that's so awesome. Listen, I could not do it and do this part. That's just not me. I hope y'all understand.
But I ain't knocking ya, and there's no judgments here. I think that's pretty cool. Do you, boo? That's the way I feel. Anyways, we just want
to say that we love y'all. Allisyn is going to be absolutely beautiful. I wish y'all would send me a cameo when she's born. I'm sending her light and love and all the good things.
Hey, listen, I hope y'all have a wonderful day. Everybody be safe with that delivery. So excited about that. And uh, stay, stay well.
Bye guys.
Zac Miller: Oh my God.
Allisyn Lambes: That's how you handle those requests.
Kim Gravel: That was nice though.
Zac Miller: That was good.
Allisyn Lambes: I thought that was very uplifting.
I just said, look, the nudist thing ain't me, that's you boo, I ain't judging, do you?
Kim Gravel: Well, she texted me, she texted me about that, said, should I do it, I said, just ignore that part.
Allisyn Lambes: Like, don't, you know, I didn't give it really any light, but I didn't want them to give me a bad review.
Kim Gravel: Oh, you get reviewed on these things.
Allisyn Lambes: Yes, and then nobody will want to book you, so, uh huh, I like to keep my five star reviews.
Kim Gravel: Do you have five stars? I have five stars. Zac, I have no words. Do you have any words for this?
Zac Miller: I, I mean, I'm really glad you weren't naked in the, like, line picking up your son.
Kim Gravel: You could've pulled your shirt down like this where people wouldn't even
Allisyn Lambes: Kelly, you don't Whoa, whoa! Kelly, your esthetician said?
She said, why don't you just put a towel I said, Kelly, I'm not I don't even want them imagining me naked. That's not I'm not
Kim Gravel: Well, you can't get a towel around them things. I'm able to get a towel around all that.
Allisyn Lambes: You're such a witch.
Kim Gravel: I really am. You are. I really am. You know why?
Allisyn Lambes: Why? Tell me why.
Kim Gravel: Cause we're, we're Jackson.
We're Jackson. We're Heather. We're Penelope. We're all of them people. Zac and I, you've been pranked. For a solid month.
Allisyn Lambes: Olivia. Hey, girl. Allisyn here from Kim of Queens. Happy birthday, boo boo, but honey butter biscuit. This is for the marketing team. It's your flooring company.
That's the best bark I got. I'm sending you this message and it's from Jackson. He said it's just not working out And he wants to break up. Hey Jackson She said no, sir You're not going to break up with her on cameo.
Listen, I could not do the nudist part. That's just not me. I hope y'all understand. I love you, girl, and I hope you have a
Kim Gravel: This is going out everywhere. It's going on YouTube. We haven't played this for 30 days.
Allisyn Lambes: The fact that I'm not gonna get that money like that anymore. I was putting that into my budget now. My QuickBooks. I started plugging in about 250 a week.
Kim Gravel: Everybody knew. Everybody knew. Kelly
knew. The only person that didn't know was mom because she would have told you.
All of it. Zac made it all up. He got all the emails. We paid all of the things. We strategically think we're going to do this for the third time. The stress! The stress!
Allisyn Lambes: How did you know I would get on it?
Kim Gravel: Because we know you were going to.
Zac Miller: Oh, oh, we didn't. We found out you were on it. You mentioned you were on Cameo.
Allisyn Lambes: Yeah.
Zac Miller: Like, on a call or something, like a month ago.
Allisyn Lambes: Here goes all that income.
I hate y'all.
Zac Miller: I was telling Kim, this was the most expensive episode we've ever made, Allisyn. And you made all the money.
Allisyn Lambes: Is that why Amy sent me a little extra bonus?
Kim Gravel: No, it was for a show that she forgot to pay me the bonus for.
Oh my god, Allisyn. I knew this would be the best prank I've ever done.
Allisyn Lambes: Kim, that is so upsetting. I know other people really love me. That sucks. I came all the way over here for this.
Zac Miller: Well, you might have had some that aren't us.
I don't know how many you've had.
Kim Gravel: Yeah, I don't know how many you got.
Allisyn Lambes: Did y'all send Olivias today? I got one this morning for Olivia the pageant girl.
Kim Gravel: Yeah, we did. We did Olivia the pageant girl. We just sent you one before you got here.
Look
Zac Miller: Kim texted me freaking out the other day because you were Did you you almost I kept talking to
Allisyn Lambes: Stephanie Kramer, Miss Georgia Pecan of the South!
I'm getting all this money for I get it. I'm getting I'm doing I'm Both of these are going back to y'all because I'm selecting that 50.
Kim Gravel: Oh, what you doing? We want them! We want them! As I would expect them to. Read the one we just, we actually did it. From
Allisyn Lambes: Bobby Kramer to Stephanie Kramer.
Kim Gravel: Uh huh.
Allisyn Lambes: Prom is coming up. Stephanie's going to prom with my best friend. I caught them making out in the car and she better not let him try anything. She's 17 and Keith is a player so don't be playing. The brother? Oh, this is from his brother. Uh huh. This is not true, y'all! Y'all! I was like, oh my God. I hate y'all so much.
Y'all just ruined my whole day.
Kim Gravel: This is the best prank.
Allisyn Lambes: I'm gonna cry my lashes off.
Kim Gravel: Don't cry, people will be mad at me for the prank.
Allisyn Lambes: No, they will. They'll turn on you.
Kim Gravel: You had no clue?
Allisyn Lambes: I remember, and the other day I was like, are you sure, was it you I said something to? Yeah, you did. I said, are y'all sure you're not doing something to me?
You played it off so good. I know. And I didn't tell mom anything. Y'all have been scheming on me for this long.
Kim Gravel: I said, Zac, back down. Back it down. Send her a normal one so she doesn't freak out and think there's something wrong.
Allisyn Lambes: Who did the whole nudist colony thing?
Kim Gravel: That's Zac. Zac,
Allisyn Lambes: you are something. Yeah, I'm ticked at
Zac Miller: you. I mean, as I was driving to my office today,
Allisyn. I was like, I really hope, like, I feel like I'm one of the family. If I'm not, I'm going to be murdered today.
Kim Gravel: This is the best prank I've ever done.
Allisyn Lambes: When I go home and process tonight, I just want y'all to know, cause I'm not processing right now.
When I actually process out and no more cameos come through, maybe y'all boosted me up in the chain or something. I don't know. But this,
Zac Miller: this podcast, a lot of people watch this, everyone on the QVC plus audience, Allisyn needs cameos. She's here for you.
Allisyn Lambes: I was so supportive of everyone. Didn't you see that?
Kim Gravel: Girl, can I just say something? You're marketing one to the marketing people. Fantastic. The advice that you gave to the floor, the faux flooring company was, it was good advice. Ding, ding, ding. Cause we recorded a lot of it before you got here and set everybody up and tell everybody what's coming down the pike.
So like when you came in here, we had already been recording. So say hello to everybody. They, they, they're in on the joke. They've been on the joke.
Allisyn Lambes: You know what? I wish y'all would send me a real one, just because.
Kim Gravel: I think But you might want to go back down to 15, just to make sure.
Allisyn Lambes: Y'all were just paying it away. I thought, this is so great. I was so excited that I was People were paying 50 to talk to me. I was so excited. That one was so expensive. What about my kind of What about my kind of famous hat? Wasn't that a good
Kim Gravel: That was a good one. That was funny. And you did give me props for that.
Zac Miller: That was funny. This is, so, Kim.
Allisyn Lambes: Kim, that just so hurts me.
Kim Gravel: Hold on. Hold on. I gotta call Amy and tell her. Hold on. Oh my gosh. Amy's been waiting for this. And Kelly too.
Zac Miller: Oh my god. Speaker. Yeah, speaker phone.
Allisyn Lambes: Does Amanda know too?
Kim Gravel: I gotta figure. Hold on. Oh yeah, Amanda knows.
Oh my gosh. I'm gonna call her right now. I'm gonna call everybody that knows. Hello?
Allisyn Lambes: Amy, I hate y'all. Uh huh.
Kim Gravel: Guess what? What do you think? Allisyn's sitting here taping the podcast.
Allisyn Lambes: Okay. Amy, I don't appreciate it. I don't, I had already put into QuickBooks to receive a 250 income from Cameo per week.
That was going to be a whole nother 1, 000 of income I was getting.
Kim Gravel: Oh my gosh. So Amy, did you have any ideas for Zac on the Cameo? You were giving a couple suggestions, right?
Zac Miller: Oh, she did good ones.
Kim Gravel: Yeah. Okay. What word?
Amy Goins: The dog. Barking dog.
Allisyn Lambes: I should've known. Nobody puts their dog in front of the TV.
They say they love Allisyn.
You were Boo Boo's Buttercup. That was right.
Kim Gravel: A ll right. We're making the rounds to see everybody that knew that was in on the prank. We're calling them now.
Talk to you later. Wow. This took a village.
Zac Miller: Oh, this really did take a village. Amy had good ideas. Amy was really good.
Allisyn Lambes: It really should make me feel good that y'all invested this much in me.
Zac Miller: We believe in you, Allisyn.
Allisyn Lambes: Y'all believe in me 200 and something dollars worth.
Kim Gravel: It's like, I'm just gonna say right now.
I know. This is the text I got today.
Zac Miller: Wait, I just want to take us into a moment. The moment that you almost found out Allisyn, Kim sends me a text and she goes, So Allisyn is freaking out about the last ask. Do a normal one later today. She's getting suspicious.
Allisyn Lambes: I wasn't getting suspicious.
Kim Gravel: That's the thing
Allisyn Lambes: I was just thinking about.
I'm just thinking, how am I going to do this to get and not be paid?
Kim Gravel: And then yesterday at 4:26, Kelly said, Allisyn filled me in on all the cameos she's been doing. She's going to be so ticked when she finds out it's a joke. She said, girl, I'm making a killing. So let's call Kelly.
Allisyn Lambes: I hate her. She did my whole facial yesterday and was like, Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
Kim Gravel: Hold on. Let's see if she picks up. Let's see if she picks up. Kelly is our facialist for our company. Don't call her facialist. She don't like that. Hello?
Allisyn Lambes: I don't like you at all. Why? You know why. Don't even act like you don't know why. I know nothing about nothing. And I'm sitting there, yeah, you let me just brag on all the money I'm making.
You hear me, yo? Y'all a witch, witch, witch.
Kim Gravel: Kelly, you're on the podcast. We're taping you live. We're calling everybody that was in on the prank. Can you tell us how long, how long have we been doing this prank?
Kelly: Oh my God. At least three weeks. Yeah. Two, three weeks. Three and a half weeks. Four weeks.
Allisyn Lambes: Y'all are so How did y'all even know I'd come today?
Kim Gravel: Cause we know you.
Allisyn Lambes: Oh my gosh!
Kelly: Listen, your stories yesterday were great. I thoroughly enjoyed them.
Kim Gravel: What was your favorite one? What was your favorite one, Kelly?
Kelly: Oh, probably the nudist, really. Oh my gosh.
Allisyn Lambes: I mean, Kelly, you played it off. You were like, Well, I would have just taken a toe and moved it down.
Kelly: Hey, listen, if I didn't prove myself yesterday, then Yeah, yeah.
I'll never will.
Kim Gravel: She never will. Yeah. Ride or die right here. All right, Kels. We're calling everybody that's been on the prank.
Love you.
Okay,
Allisyn Lambes: and I should have known when we had a dream team message that said, this is the year of pranks.
Kim Gravel: Heh heh
Allisyn Lambes: heh. I should have known.
Kim Gravel: I prank everybody, y'all. Does Sean know?
No, Sean doesn't know.
Allisyn Lambes: Oh, he could be so upset, too. Poor Sean.
Kim Gravel: Let me see if Travis answers. Oh. You're calling. Hey babe, I'm here taping the podcast with Allisyn and we just revealed the cameo situation.
Travis: Oh, is it funny?
Kim Gravel: Hilarious.
Allisyn Lambes: It's not funny, Travis. That's not, that was mean.
Could have been mean.
Travis: It was kind of mean.
Allisyn Lambes: Do you know why, Travis? Because I've already started counting that income now. I put that in my quick book.
Travis: I knew the whole time that it was fake. I knew the whole time.
Kim Gravel: Yeah, he was in on the prank the whole time. Everybody knew. You were doing all this.
We didn't tell mother. Because if we told mom, she would tell you.
Allisyn Lambes: Oh, she wouldn't tell. She loved my stories every day. I'd call her
and I would say,
Kim Gravel: Now we're calling, we're calling mom. I'll talk to you later, baby. We're calling mom.
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
Allisyn Lambes: The one time you need her.
Kim Gravel: Yep.
Zac Miller: She got out easy.
Kim Gravel: Are you upset? Did we get you though? God, y'all got me good. I was on, and I was thinking that you get this thing called a streak going. And I've had a 12th streak now, and it's all y'all. What is it?
What do you mean streak?
Allisyn Lambes: It's good, it's good for your business. It's good for your cameo business.
Zac Miller: Oh my gosh. Well, the algorithm's gonna love it.
Allisyn Lambes: My streak's gonna be gone now.
My streak's gonna be halted.
Zac Miller: I was using different usernames. I was, I didn't know what they sent you. So like I was in it, I would So a spread,
Kim Gravel: so didn't what we were doing.
Zac Miller: Like Allisyn, I have a spreadsheet with all the email addresses 'cause I have to go in to each one individually and like everybody is from a different email.
Kim Gravel: Oh my gosh, this has been elaborate and expensive. I would tell you, everybody is gonna laugh along with me.
Allisyn Lambes: I may really blow up on Cameo , I hope alive in this, I hope.
Kim Gravel: I think you just never know what you really might get with Allisyn. I'm going to tell you this. Before we end, Zac. I love you. I love you. And you know I'm a prankster, but you never saw it coming.
Allisyn Lambes: I never, girl, never saw it coming.
Kim Gravel: Because let me tell you something, the way to do a best, the best kind of prank is, it's slow, And low, meaning don't rush it.
Patience is a virtue when it comes to pranks.
Allisyn Lambes: Is that what your whole podcast is about today?
Kim Gravel: Yeah, yeah. We've been teasing this.
Zac Miller: And Allisyn, I'm not even gonna lie, we're almost out of tape. Like, I'm worried we're gonna roll out. We've been doing this, we've been recording this for like two hours.
Kim Gravel: So this is what we're gonna do right now.
Allisyn, I love you. I love y'all. Okay. You can always tune in to have the best prank of all and you made a little money doing it. We love y'all. You really didn't know?
Allisyn Lambes: Not a clue. I did not want to compute what you just had said.
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